The Guy called Kevin
Told me a story of love affairs in Heaven,
Where gods get drunk and feel no funk.
They love one-night stands but don't make amends.
The drugs they eat are best quality
But everyone can assure you - they do it for free!
Gods don't care about Earth
And wait for our death.
But they swore - if we don't protest -
Then Heaven's for all,
So we're doing our best!

:)